Presumably, we have all
heard about the blonde female who was so very pleased with herself for having
finished a jig-saw puzzle in just under six weeks. Understandably so, since it
said on the box, 2-4 years!
Naturally, and in
solidarity with all my victim friends, I am outraged at being made fun of, as I
am blond myself! Is there no respect left in this world? I am not even sure
whether I get it, but never mind. It can't be helped! I am sure it is all part
of a world-wide conspiracy! Must get in touch with Dan Brown!
Now cracking a good joke
may be offensive, if it were not so serious! Were I to end up in court it would
be the end of my distinguished career! Mind you, the idea of free bed and
breakfast is not entirely unappealing, but only if my wife can join me!
I would certainly not be
able to repay all the blonde people in the world! Perhaps I should blame the
jig-saw people, which would be slightly puzzling!
