Friday, 19 February 2021

Let's get together and feel all right. (B Marley)

I note, with unfeigned interest, of course, that the Free Church of Scotland has drawn attention to this (or herself?), 'National Leaders Urge the Nation to Pray'. The nation that is, and not the Church!

Judging by the impressive list we, well, anyone, I would imagine, can join in together and hopefully feel all right, by repeating a simple mantra in parrot-fashion, and presumably God will then hear us somehow and be appeased. That seems to be the general idea if I have understood this correctly. 

I was never consulted, of course, which is just as well, since bland diplomacy is not a talent that I have been blessed with in great measures, though I am restraining myself even now! The humanists will be trembling in their foxholes, God’s arm will be twisted, and once COVID-19 is gone it will the Church back to her non-praying default position, off her knees and back onto her feet! 

Unlike my Roman Catholic friends, I do not call on Mary or departed saints, let alone angels, even though I could easily pray in tongues, being a multi-linguist (okay, I am showing off!), and one day, perhaps even in Gaelic, the language of heaven, I am told! The day is drawing closer, for sure! I hope that tongue-speakers will appreciate my remarks!

I do, of course, apologise to all who choose to be offended, especially any befuddled ecumeniacs, who have so nicely dreamt it all up in the first place! Those filled with grace and humility will leave me alone, I am sure, and I count it as a great blessing to have such friends who will just forgive me! And if not, I dare say, that God has beaten them already to it, anyway, without their prayers that I do not need. One must not be too unkind, and occasionally it is necessary to cultivate the art of cowering or flattering to please our cold-hearted and hot-headed ecclesiasts! One of these days I will be needing their services, a grave undertaking it will prove to be! Then everyone one will hear that I have been good after all! 

The call to national ‘prayer’ is not without precedent, for sure, but very un-Knoxish in some respects! Just imagine that greatest of all Scotsmen praying with a priestess, or alongside a papist, or some ‘Schwaermer’! You never know how Knox’s God may have responded, or John Knox himself, for that matter! 

Well, this is the 21st century, and Calvinism has been driven out of Scotland, and one sees very little of it in the national Kirk, or in the Free Church. Anything will do now, and there is no longer any need to stand on Gospel ground! Pelagius will do, indeed, will have to be invoked, as we are now dealing with a shrinking God who is being edged out of His own Church, though He may choose to stay on for a little longer! 

So then, does the Free Church believe that there is sanity, strength, or safety in all this? Presumably so! Dietrich Bonhoeffer once famously asked, ‘Are we still of any use?’ At the moment it does not seem like it, except for hatches, matches and dispatches! 

Under the current circumstances I have greater faith in the medical experts than in the pagan pragmatism of the spiritual oversight of the wider church who will sacrifice the truth on the altar of expediency. Indeed, I have no faith in prayer at all, let alone in the wider Church. I have come off age, to quote Bonhoeffer again! My faith, of course, is in God who answers prayer!

I will finish with Daniel's prayer: 'O Lord, to us belongeth confusion of face, to our kings, to our princes, and to our fathers, because we have sinned against thee.' (Daniel 9:8). May it "unconfuse" our leaders! May God forgive all those who do not know what they are doing! 








Thursday, 11 February 2021

Sad, bad, mad!

  • Mention 'Trump', and I will jump! But the term 'American evangelicalism' will affect my BP which is not necessarily good for my health! Let me explain!
  • Watching the first part of this disturbing documentary, viz. 2020 The Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Year For The Prophets, has not been an enjoyable experience. My spiritual alarm bells, which are ringing in my ears a lot these days, have been sending some hellish shivers down my sensitive spine, leaving me somewhat disturbed!
  • Some charismaniacs do, indeed, have a gift (pardon the pun) for making the Montanists and Irvingites look entirely sane. Even academics like Dr. R T Kendall, who has endorsed the so-called Toronto blessing (see here) looks normal after all!
  • I'll leave it to the experts to decide on who is sane and who is not!
  • I hope that president J Biden, unlike his predecessor, will keep deranged fantasists away from the White House! I would certainly not invite them into my own home!
  • Indeed, a case can be made for building asylums for those who are somehow unhinged, and there is plenty of money to be found among them to pay for their grievous misdeeds!
  • I also hope that Mark Zuckerberg will take note: A strong case for censorship can be made!
  • I guess, notwithstanding, that genuine Christianity alone is worth counterfeiting. As a Bible-believing Christian, I am feeling reassured again.
  • Trump is gone, Biden has come, I am still here. There is hope, after all!

One acknowledges that Mr. Rees-Mogg (R-M) always has something interesting to say. Today’s podcast [ Merry Christmas, one and all! ], which ...